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Bill Evans: my poo is like mercury

James O’Donnell: does it make fish toxic?

Bill Evans: nope, it’s just liquid at room temperature

James O’Donnell: density changes with air temperature?

Bill Evans: seems like it, yea

James O’Donnell: you should make thermometers with it

Bill Evans: it might not be as accurate

Bill Evans: if only my pee could measure barometric pressure

James O’Donnell: farmers would mount you on top of their barns

Bill Evans: man, I want to be mounted by farmers

James O’Donnell: they will seed you

Bill Evans: that’s fucking gross James