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Dougie and I are sitting in the airport waiting to come home and I can’t fucking wait to leave. Paris is the sucks for sure. They had some good graffiti but that’s it. As a whole I am definitely not a big fan of European travel so far. I’m sure I’ll be back someday because Kristine really wants to go and I love her but I’m not coming back to this country without someone who speaks French. It’s really hard to get around by train when you don’t speak the language and I don’t like getting made fun of when I don’t speak their stupid language. They definitely don’t want you here or there would be more shit in English so fuck ‘em. Plus the food sucks, the bathrooms are weird, everything is even more expensive then the other ridiculous countries and everbody smokes all the time.

I did tells some sweet French jokes and get an awesome chicken mcnugget story out of it though.

See you fellow Americans in a few hours, fuck this plane ride is going to suck.