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Just to give this one some context, at Google they have magical heated toilet seats and jets that clean your bum. Oh and the security dudes drive robots. Mr. Whitaker if you read this don’t go all Ghost Dog on me I love your eye.
(01:31:29 PM) Kat Sutton: hey
(01:31:48 PM) Kat Sutton: i was standing like 3 feet away from leonardo dicaprio yesterday.
(01:31:51 PM) Kat Sutton: and al gore
(01:31:54 PM) Kat Sutton: and wyclef jean
(01:31:58 PM) Bill Evans: ok
(01:32:03 PM) Bill Evans: did you sex any of them?
(01:32:22 PM) Kat Sutton: and forrest whitaker bumped into me and said “excuse me”
(01:32:26 PM) Kat Sutton: all of them.
(01:32:33 PM) Bill Evans: that’s an awesome story
(01:32:38 PM) Bill Evans: when you were sexing forrest
(01:32:43 PM) Bill Evans: was the eye distracting?
(01:32:46 PM) Kat Sutton: no. buy wyclef smiled at me.
(01:32:55 PM) Kat Sutton: oh. the guy who created myspace is here too.
(01:32:57 PM) Bill Evans: of course he did, he was for sure high
(01:33:17 PM) Bill Evans: why are you namedropping over IM?
(01:33:18 PM) Kat Sutton: i only looked at the one eye.
(01:33:24 PM) Kat Sutton: i’m at google
(01:33:28 PM) Bill Evans: ok
(01:33:38 PM) Bill Evans: I was there 2 weeks ago, it’s not that impressive
(01:33:41 PM) Kat Sutton: for zeitgeist 08. they are all speakers or attendees.
(01:33:45 PM) Bill Evans: except for the security dudes on robots
(01:34:03 PM) Kat Sutton: this is a 2 day event.
(01:34:10 PM) Kat Sutton: where were you at google?
(01:34:19 PM) Kat Sutton: here in mountain view?
(01:34:21 PM) Bill Evans: yea
(01:34:32 PM) Bill Evans: the toilet seats are from the future
(01:34:43 PM) Kat Sutton: I LOVE THE TOILET SEATS!!!
(01:34:53 PM) Kat Sutton: so warm and comforting.
(01:35:04 PM) Bill Evans: do you use the butt splasher
(01:35:10 PM) Kat Sutton: HELL YEAH.
(01:35:12 PM) Kat Sutton: it rules.
(01:35:13 PM) Kat Sutton: hahaaa
(01:35:59 PM) Bill Evans: I was scared to do it
(01:36:05 PM) Bill Evans: what if they malfunction?
(01:36:11 PM) Bill Evans: and you get a firehose up the ass
(01:36:55 PM) Kat Sutton: no. it’s gentle and pleasant! ha!
(01:37:14 PM) Bill Evans: I’m just saying, things break so be ready
(01:37:37 PM) Kat Sutton: it’s worth the risk.
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Oh man what if it ALL malfunctioned and you had to run away from renegade robots with a burned bum and a colon filled up like a water balloon?! CAN YOU IMAGINE?!
Posted 18 Sep 2008 at 11:17 pm ¶Yes, I have a gravatar now. You should put something in your comment area to let people know thats how they can get a pic to show up. Gravatars are cool but I did not bother with them because I did not know any sites that I use actually supported them. Apparently this one does! Yay this site!
Posted 18 Sep 2008 at 11:19 pm ¶“Now with Gravatar support!!”
Does that count?
Posted 19 Sep 2008 at 8:40 am ¶No.
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