Category Archives: friends

for insurance purposes

(10:47:25 AM) Justin Blake: how do i get rid of a muscle spasm in my chest?
(10:47:47 AM) bill: have your wife donkey kick you in it
(10:48:46 AM) Justin Blake: do you think beer will help?
(10:48:52 AM) Justin Blake: seriously it’s making it hard to work
(10:49:12 AM) bill: eat a banana
(10:49:24 AM) bill: potassium fixes muscle […]

I swear I won

James: arrrrrrrr you’re no help at all
James: go work at webfaction
bill: that’s fucked up
bill: go work at luxeum
If you worked at sF you’d know I won for sure. You’ll have to take my word for it.

in case they leave us

bill: todays penny arcade makes me want to play cards
bill: I still have that raid deck for WoW
bill: never opened
bill: the first one that came out
Justin Blake: that works with the PA cards doesn’t it?
Justin Blake: are we going to get sucked in…?
bill: I don’t know anything about it really
bill: I just bought it like […]

out of context

Justin Blake: how can i sing like a girl?
Bill Evans: I have some ideas

Yea that’ll work…

If this doesn’t prove that our president is bat-shit crazy then I don’t know what will.
Don’t get me wrong, I can’t wait to see what happens, but no sane world leader would do it. This is the kind of thing that would happen all the time if Justin were president.